Clearly with a name like Agrolabs, you know it's grown in a vat in a building heated by an underground boiler or two. Like Tab, this stuff was made in a lab. Do you want to drink stuff that comes from a lab? I don't. I'm not even sure what this stuff is, like Sir Alexander Fleming did, I'm sure they just called it a "dietary supplement" to have something to write on their paper to get it published. Yes, I'm saying this stuff was made accidently.
On the label we get the typical spiel about antioxidants, free radicals and heart health. Agrolabs is really just a name for corporate bandwagoness. They have all of four major products with Pomegranates, Noni, Mangosteen and Resveratrol which sounds like something you'd find in a flask on the ground playing Dungeon Siege.
Plus they have recipes for this stuff. Avoid. Ignore Laura. Do not Appreciate the Aroma or Feel the Textures. Be a sensible you and get yourself around some pasta or a cookie.. You'll be glad you did.
Agrolabs is a good name for a fertilzer company, bad for food. I mean if it's from a company called Agrolabs, how can it be "Naturally Pomegranate". Naturally Pomegranate falls from the tree and has nothing to do with a lab. What's up next for Agrolabs? Maybe they'll make a Durian Super Juice Supplement. Then you'll have an aroma to appreciate and a texture to feel, boy howdee.
(Thanks to Nukezone for the photo!)
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