Tropical Breeze Pomegranate and Lychee Bath Gift Set

This is identical to this thing except this includes Bath Salts and Bath Crystals.

Salt, Pomegranates, Lychees...that's like just waiting to be turned into a margarita. I think this is a margarita kit in disguise. No one wants to come out of a shower smelling like a margarita. At least no one I know, Unfortunately.

Tropical Breeze Pomegranate & Lychee Travel Set

Here's a cute tiny travel set that no one on Earth needs. This set is I suppose, for those on-the-go types who still haven't figured out that 99.99% (repetend) hot-sheet hotels & no-tell motels come with tiny shampoo bottles and sometimes even tiny booze bottles so you can wash away both kinds of detritus of the day.

Maybe it's for the pomegranately addicted who hasn't reached step 4 yet. I dunno. But what's bizzare to me is that the Body Scrub, Shower Gel & Body Lotion here are all Pomegranate & Lychee scented/flavored just like some other products we've discovered only you can't (for the most part) eat these. So, theoretically you could hose off with these things then drink tea made with the same stuff. I don't even think Kolchak could figure out why someone would do that.

Bodycology Shampoo & Body Wash

Again, for all the doubters among you here's definitive proof that pomegranates are good inside and outside the body. They're so sure of this fact that they named their company Bodycology which means that they've studied marketing almost as long as everyone else. Not only that, but they're not just using pomegranates like all the other bandwagon products, no no, they're using JUICY pomegranates which is why and how they moisturize ya.

VO5 Shampoo and Conditioner - Herbal Escapes Pomegranate & Grapeseed

Can you think of anything you'd rather massage into your scalp than pomegranates? I sure can't. It'll complement the Softsoap body wash nicely.