Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Kroger Brand Cranberry Pomegranate Juice



"Hey lets take the generic bulk pomegranate juice we by from Overthere Land™ and mix in a whole lot of Cranberry juice. Not only will it "water" the pomegranate juice down and save some moolah, it'll appeal to the adventurous health-conscious consumer marketspace!"

Or just the lushes since it's probably not so bad with some boozy-woozy. Rock on Kroger. I just hope some high class bar isn't using this stuff and charging a limb for it. Actually I do hope so, I just hope I'm not paying that night. Health is overrated...healthy things doubly so.

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