Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Kroger Brand Pomegranate Juice



I thought Sam's brand was frightening. Here's some generic pomegranate juice in a big 'ol plastic jug from Kroger. I wonder if it's from their own source or all of these pomegranate juices comes from the same factory and they just slap their label on and call it a product like Soylent Green or Orange or Chartreuse.

I imagine a company somewhere over there in Overthere Land™, churning out gazillions of gallons of this stuff, I imagine them injecting into the jugs and then I imagine them taking whatever label Kroger Marketing has emailed them as a EPS file, printing and gluing (glueing?) it on. I imagine the whole thing run by Cherry 2000's or better yet...Cherry 2008's. Rawrrr...

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