Zeigler's Pomegranate

Conversation:
Dude 1: Hey, what is this stuff?
Dude 2: Uhh, says 'pomegranate'?
Dude 1: What? It's a bottle, with liquid sloshing around inside. Listen:
Dude 2: So maybe it's pomegranate juice, what's your point?
Dude 1: Point is, it says pomegranate, not pomegranate juice. Pomegranates are round and SOLID, not SLOSHY.
Dude 2: Unless you don't store them properly...
Dude 1: Even worse, it's made by Zeigler's.
Dude 2: I have no idea what you are getting at.
Dude 1: Aren't they the guys who make lunch meat?
Dude 2: I'm pretty sure it's a different company...
Dude 1: Whatever, man, I'm not taking a chance with liquid pomegranate-flavored bologna product. Let's get some Tang.