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Flavored! Juice Blend! from Concentrate! Translation: a fake of a stale fake.
Oh, but wait! It's organic! and 100% juice! and no sugar added! That means this is the highest quality batch of lameness available this side of the Balkans. Pet peeve: products that are "100% juice" but are blended with stuff other than the advertised stuff. Like cranberry juice that's 100% juice that has a dribble of cranberry with juice from crappier fruits like apples and pears.
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