Sunday, May 25, 2008

Ocean Spray 100% Juice Cranberry Pomegranate



Ocean Spray is nothing at all like Ocean Mist. Ocean Spray does not at all remind me of the foul smelling yellow ocean foam with bits of ick in it. This bottle of health is water plus juice plus no sugar added. I can imagine the suits going, "Ya know, pomegranates are the new [insert 6-month long fad food here] but they're just too darned sweet. Lets cut out the sugar 'cause people think that's healthy and mix it with cranberry juice. It'll taste like a drunk monkey with bladder-damaged pee so people will think it's good for them...like an energy drink. Fail = 8.4 on this one.

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