Saturday, May 24, 2008

Lipton White Tea with Blueberry and Pomegranate Flavor


Notice it says "Made with Real Blueberries". Guess there are imaginary pomegranates in there. And the tea bags are pyramid-shaped, too. Hmm. Do you think that the tea bags are trans-dimensional portals that activate when aligned with true North, and the pomegranates appear when the alien overlords are summoned to end the world (but they'll save the Mayans and Egyptians, cause they made those cool pyramid-shaped tombs)? No? Why not? You just don't want to accept it!! Pyramid-hating Fascist!!!

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