If Old Orchard were a government they'd be the ones to allow the aliens to take over the planet and implant mind-control bugs into our brains because they think we can't think for ourselves let alone Old Orchard having an individual non-committee thought because they're all too busy being good Corporate Citizens. There is nothing at all here to distinguish themselves from the dozen or so other juice bottles other than this stuff is 100% Pure Premium and not factory seconds I guess. Maybe they also sell Factory Outlet Pomegranate Juice, I dunno. It wouldn't surprise me. I mean, if it's 100% pure, that's premium right?
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