Thursday, July 31, 2008

Arizona Chinese Apple Pomegranate Green Tea with Natural Flavors



Chinese Apples are the perfect compliment to Pomegranates. The funny thing is I actually had some of this the other night and it wasn't horrible. I couldn't tell the difference between Chinese Apple and Pomegranate though, but it was Tea. So I drank it. Why couldn't I tell the difference between the two?

BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME THING.

Chinese Apples ARE Pomegranates. The label is only there to confuse you. There is nothing appley about Chinese Apples, it's Arizona (the company) trying to get you to buy this stuff because they're banking on the fact that you'll never bother to look it up on the Google (or cuil.com) and find out that the label is just a marketing lie.

Now, if there were some Asian Pears...

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