Microsoft's Pomegranate Patience

Even Microsoft has jumped on that wagon of anti-oxidant goodness in this latest ad from Apple, Inc.

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Pompeian Pomegranate Infused Red Wine Vinegar

You know, Pompeian is running out of vinegars to cram full of pomegranate-y goodness. B's mom uses that white Heinz vinegar to clean with, maybe we can start a campaign to get John Kerry's wife to put some pomegranates in that stuff.

POM Pomegranate Lychee Green Tea

So how do you pronounce lychee, anyways? Is it lie-chee or is it lee-chee or something else entirely, like one of those Welsh towns names that are twenty-seven characters long and are pronounced "Bob"? Ahem. The tea, right. Well, the label says it all, really: three flavors that are amongst the weakest in the universe come together in a weird-shaped glass container for your drinking pleasure. Enjoy it with some soda crackers and tofu to acheive non-flavored nirvana. Cheers.

Designer Whey Protein 2GO Pomegranate Protein Supplement Paks

Wow, this isn't just plain whey protein, it's designer whey protein. Hey, does this whey protein make my butt look big? Of course not, it's only 50 "good for you" calories. I bet when Paris Hilton reaches for whey protein to slip in her purse next to her suicial, underfed chihuahua, it's gotta be both designer and pomegranate-flavored.

Arizona Chinese Apple Pomegranate Green Tea with Natural Flavors

Chinese Apples are the perfect compliment to Pomegranates. The funny thing is I actually had some of this the other night and it wasn't horrible. I couldn't tell the difference between Chinese Apple and Pomegranate though, but it was Tea. So I drank it. Why couldn't I tell the difference between the two?

BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME THING.

Chinese Apples ARE Pomegranates. The label is only there to confuse you. There is nothing appley about Chinese Apples, it's Arizona (the company) trying to get you to buy this stuff because they're banking on the fact that you'll never bother to look it up on the Google (or cuil.com) and find out that the label is just a marketing lie.

Now, if there were some Asian Pears...

Chi-Chi's Pomegranate Martini

Nothing says sophistication like a Pomegranate Martini from a joint called Chi-Chi's. Maybe having Charo on your arm would say that as well come to think of it or driving a Dodge Aries Series K, hard to tell. Anyways, Chi-chi's sounds just a little too much like Shi-shi which in Portuguese means urinate. Yay. Don't.

Maple Grove Farms Blueberry Pomegranate All Natural Dressing

There aren't too many things I can think of that go well with Pomegranate juice, blueberry juice and thick line-your-intestines-like-you're-Bobcat Goldthwait- in Jumpin' Jack Flash oil. Maple Grove Farms thinks they can, however. Lets grind up some pomegrantes, blueberries and mix them in with spices and peppers and what-have-you with some bulk oil. Yum.

I dunno about you, but after reading all the different things that companies have mixed pomegranates in with, it's obvious...Pomegranates go well with EVERYTHING.

(Thanks to Nukezone for the photo!)