Microsoft's Pomegranate Patience

Even Microsoft has jumped on that wagon of anti-oxidant goodness in this latest ad from Apple, Inc.

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Pompeian Pomegranate Infused Red Wine Vinegar

You know, Pompeian is running out of vinegars to cram full of pomegranate-y goodness. B's mom uses that white Heinz vinegar to clean with, maybe we can start a campaign to get John Kerry's wife to put some pomegranates in that stuff.

POM Pomegranate Lychee Green Tea

So how do you pronounce lychee, anyways? Is it lie-chee or is it lee-chee or something else entirely, like one of those Welsh towns names that are twenty-seven characters long and are pronounced "Bob"? Ahem. The tea, right. Well, the label says it all, really: three flavors that are amongst the weakest in the universe come together in a weird-shaped glass container for your drinking pleasure. Enjoy it with some soda crackers and tofu to acheive non-flavored nirvana. Cheers.

Designer Whey Protein 2GO Pomegranate Protein Supplement Paks

Wow, this isn't just plain whey protein, it's designer whey protein. Hey, does this whey protein make my butt look big? Of course not, it's only 50 "good for you" calories. I bet when Paris Hilton reaches for whey protein to slip in her purse next to her suicial, underfed chihuahua, it's gotta be both designer and pomegranate-flavored.